What?

I'm one of the last of the red hot bargain hunters. Seriously, I'm legendary. 9.99 is my favorite number. As such, I scout out different sites around the web of the wide world looking for great deals.

I regularly stop by the Today's Deal at Amazon. (Incidently, the deals are seldom great enough, but I have to check!) Friday's deal, which was apparently a good one because it sold out so quickly, had this description:

Panasonic ES8228S Linear Vortex Nano Arc Foil Shaving System

Seriously? What is a linear vortex nano arc? And what separates a shaving system from a razor? I'm clearly living in the dark ages of hair removal.